Religion Rap is a song sung by a Christian, a Jew, and a Taoist in the episode Shame.
Christian: Look to the church.
Jew: Look to God.
Taoist: Look within.
Christian: But first, you must ask forgiveness.
Jew: First, you must atone.
Taoist: First you must cleanse your spirit.
Christian: The path to salvation.
Jew: The path to temptation.
Taoist: The path to meditation.
Jew: How does one define a sin?
Well, it's mostly common sense.
Taoist: Then you have to light incense.
Christian: If you practice abstinence.
Taoist: It's whatever space you're in.
Jew: Mostly mental.
Taoist: You'll be fine.
Jew: Who knows?
Taoist: Align your spine.