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Series Name
Season 1, Episode 9
Lois vs. Evil
Air date March 19, 2000
Written by Jack Amiel & Michael Begler
Directed by Todd Holland
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Lois VS Evil is the ninth episode of Season 1 of Malcolm in the Middle and the ninth episode overall of the show.

Synopsis

After a mishap of a steam cleaner, Lois finds out that Dewey stole a $150 bottle of cognac from the store where she works. She makes him return it, but she's fired by a tyrannic assistant manager, which leaves the family struggling.

Francis, chosen to be part of the color guard at a beauty pageant, gains special backstage access when some of the contestants think he's gay.
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Malcolm talking to a girl

Plot

The episode starts with the cold open where Lois is washing the dishes and trying to stop Malcolm and Reese from fighting, Dewey saying he hates his brothers, and Hal pretending to work on something, but in fact making a crossword puzzle.

Malcolm is in school, saying how confused he is about Julie Houlerman, about whether she likes him or not. Back at work, Lois and Craig are stocking shelves with condoms, and Craig exclaims how "intense" it is. The boys come in the store and Lois warns them not to mess around with the microphone, the candy, price tags and the register at Lucky Aide. Soon Reese and Malcolm are inspired to play with the steam cleaner, while Dewey is nowhere to be found(possibly told to play on the mecahical horse so he doesn't tell on them). Lois soon discovers them playing with the steam cleaner and punishes them.

At home, Hal talks with Dewey after finding him in his usual hiding place. He tells his father that he's upset with both Reese and Malcolm for forbidding him from letting him play with the steam cleaner and stole something from Lucky Aide. It isn't long until Hal and Lois learns that Dewey stole an expensive bottle of cognac. He apologizes for his actions, but she still makes him return the bottle and apologize to Mr. Pinter. Later on after they return the bottle, Mr. Pinter fires Lois out of spite, leaving the family struggling to make ends meet.

Meanwhile, Stanley and Francis both get jobs as security in the Miss Alabama Pageant. Francis tales the opportunity to socialize with the girls until he learns that they think he's gay.

It's been 10 days since Lois was fired, and Malcolm accidentally tells Julie that he is now poor, so later they decide to make a collective of food in order to give it to them, thanks to Julie and Caroline. When Hal eats rotten peaches, Lois is forced to beg for her job back when she learns about the expensive bill at the hospital. There, she confronts Mr. Pinter and says some strange and bad things that he's done, which humiliates him. Lois tells him that he should be grateful because she's the only one who knows this much about him and that someone else would sell him out. This later proves to be true when Craig and the other co-workers overheard Mr. Pinter's secret now intends to tell the district manager, which causes him to quit immediately to avoid humiliation. Ultimately, Lois finds her life back to normal and now Malcolm is not "poor," and tells that to Julie straight in her face.

Quotes

Mr. Pinter: (realises Lois didn't sign her name, but has just given him a suggestion) It's not a signature.
Lois: (telling off Mr.Pinter) No, it's more of a suggestion. The horse you rode in is optional.
Mr. Pinter: Now look...
Lois: No, you look. I don't deserve this. The only thing I ever did wrong was doing all the work I did to cover your butt.
Mr. Pinter: Well we obviously have different definitions of wrong!
Lois: [Scoffs] Yeah, guess we do. For instance, I think it's wrong for you to put your name on sales report that you didn't write. I think it's wrong for you to keep a little bag of herbs in your bottom left drawer. I think it's wrong you slept with the district manager's wife. And you want to know something, you don't have to worry about it because I also think it's wrong to blab this kind of thing. You know you should be so glad that I'm the only one who knows this stuff about you. Anyone else here would sell you down the river in a second. God, I am so much better than you!
[Lois walks away and Pinter thinks he's safe since she's the only one who knows. However, he soon finds himself cornered when he sees smiling faces of Craig and the other co-workers from the next aisle having heard about his secret, intends to tell the district manager. Pinter runs the other way and quits.]

(After Lois returns the bottle of cognac that Dewey stole)
Lois: What do you mean "fired"?! You can't fire me for this.
Mr. Pinter: Sorry. Store policy is very clear about stealing.
Lois: But he didn't steal it; he returned it. It's right there. The bottle is perfect. You can just put it right back on the shelf.
Mr. Pinter: I already marked it out of inventory. My hands are tied here.
Lois: What are you talking about? You don't even do inventory. You foist it off on me because you make so many mistakes.

Lois: (stocking some condoms) Don't touch the microphone, register, candy, price tags. (Realises something is amiss) Steam Cleaner.
(Runs and catches Malcolm and Reese messing with the steam cleaner. They're both covered in soap)
Lois: BOYS!!!!!!!!
Malcolm: It's not what it looks like!

(Lois and Craig are stacking condoms together)
Craig: You know, uh, this is a little intense. You, me, working this shelf.. together.
Craig: (chuckles nervously)
Lois: What's intense about it?
Craig: I guess nothing. Excuse me.
Craig: (quickly walks down the isle)

(Family is eating breakfast)
Lois: Drink your milk.
Dewey: It's lumpy!
Lois: Then chew it!

Girl: Francis, will you help me decide on my leg extensions? Which do you think looks better? Right leg, (lifts up right leg) or left leg? (lifts up left leg)
Francis: Can you ... do both?

Trivia

  • This episode reveals that season one took place in 2000, showing the year number on the title board for the beauty pageant.
  • Sweet Home Alabama, by Lynyrd Skynyrd is sung by Bridgette in this episode.
  • Hal mentioned a time that "grandma" drove through the living room. It's likely that he was talking about Ida, who wouldn't make an appearance until the episode The Grandparents.
  • This episode reveals that Hal is allergic to peaches.

Errors

Backwards Ambulance
  • In the scene where Hal was being taken to the hospital in the ambulance, the shot was clearly mirrored as the word "Ambulance" on the front of the vehicle was backwards.

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