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Season 03, Episode 07
Air date December 16, 2001
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Christmas is the seventh episode of Season 3 and the 48th episode overall of Malcolm in the Middle. This was directed by Jeff Melman and written by both Maggie Bandur and Pang-Ni Landrum.

Plot

After the boys destroy the Christmas tree ornaments (And because the boys wreck the house every christmas), Lois issues an ultimatum: either the boys behave or Christmas is cancelled! It works and Lois is proud that they rose to the challenge, but the boys realize that she could keep using this threat for every holiday--how can they stop her?

Meanwhile, Francis spends a torturous Christmas with Grandma Ida in Whitehorse and eventually finds a closet full of gifts she bought for, then withheld from (Because of small threats, Ex: Not calling), the family over the years.

Summary

It's another Wilkerson Christmas and the boys helps Hal with the positioning of the tree. During that time, Lois is on the phone telling Francis he has to visit Ida for Christmas since he's lives the closest to her. He refuses to visit her in Whitehorse because she hates him. Lois isn't letting up and orders Francis to go to Whitehorse, buy Ida a present and have a proper Christmas with her. This is interrupted when she catches Malcolm and Reese misbehaving by trapping Dewey's head in a Christmas stocking. Apparently Lois is angry because every Christmas the boys misbehave stemming back into childhood.

In Whitehorse, Francis arrives and is forced to spend a torturous Christmas with Ida, resulting in the usual insults. He gives Ida a musical Christmas Card which she's offended by when she hears Jingle Bells thinking it's a song the villagers sing whenever warriors ride into the village and throw the babies in the fire.

Meanwhile at the house, Reese and Malcolm are writing a gift for Dewey. Malcolm says it was supposed to be to Dewey from both of them, they fight and Reese pushes him to a box of ornaments. Malcolm throws an ornament at him, which insults Reese, but is later impressed. Later on, Lois comes home and catches the boys misbehaving once again this time by throwing ornaments in the family room. Finally fed up with their misbehavior, she takes matters in her own hands by taking the presents, tree and lights to the garage holding Christmas hostage.The only way that Lois will reinstate Christmas is that the boys behave until Christmas morning or else the holiday will be canceled for the family. Reese protests that's she's bluffing, but is quickly proven wrong, when moments later, she burns his Christmas stocking in the fireplace and forces Malcolm and Dewey to watch him cry over it.

After coming home from work, Hal confronts Lois for holding Christmas hostage and knows it's the wrong thing to do. She defends herself and tells him that the boys drove her to it because they have misbehaved for the final time. Lois also tells Hal as parents they need to stand their ground and let them know who's in charge. The next day, the boys behave themselves until the last waffle is left. Trying so hard to not fight over it, Hal diffuses the situation quickly by eating the waffle himself.

In Whitehorse, Francis is trying to decorate the tree, but Ida tells him that he doing it wrong and tells him to get the angel that been in her family for years. As he tries to get the angel, he takes notice of a man similar to Francis himself(except the man has bushy eyebrows). Ida tells him that it's Victor in his youth and that the two were similar in a lot of ways because they have to fight to prove themselves and their families. She later sleeps and her cigarette falls into her nightgown. Francis is disgusted and takes the cigarette out, but has to use her alcohol to clean his hand out.

At the house, the boys are congratulating themselves because they've behaved themselves. However, they soon realize that Lois will use the same tactic again for other holidays and even their birthdays. The boys retaliate by breaking into the garage to get their own holidays back and teach her a lesson.

Meanwhile, Lois is feeling remorse for the way she behaved. Hal tells her that the boys did a great job behaving themselves. However, Lois isn't convinced and even Francis calls home to tell her how much of a bad mother she is for leaving Ida alone for Christmas. She agrees that she's a terrible mother because she wishes she can take back the moment where she took the presents and the holidays hostage.

In the garage, the boys are happily opening presents until remorse sets in for them. Reese, Malcolm and Dewey realized that Lois got them what they wanted for Christmas and the only thing she wanted was for them to behave. Realizing they ruined their own Christmas, they tried to put everything right by crudely rewrapping their gifts.

In Whitehorse, Francis is helping clean up Ida's place when he discovers a hidden stash of Christmas presents in a closet under the stairs. Ida reveals she bought the gifts years ago, including a toy he wanted (a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles action figure) and he offended her by calling her "poopy" and hanging up the phone. Realizing how insane she is, Francis calls her out and she appears to realize she needs to let go of her anger, but it is revealed to be sarcasm.

Hal and Lois are discussing about moving the tree and gifts back in the house so they and the boys can have a proper Christmas. They go inside while the boys are trying to rewrap the presents. Instead of busting them, Lois takes the denial route and thanks Hal for waking up the boys to help them move the gifts and tree back inside the house. The family has a proper Christmas.

On Christmas day, Francis leaves a musical Christmas card to torture Ida, possibly as revenge for the torture he had to endure with her. She swears a personal vendetta on him for continuously torturing her and manages to find one card. She manages to rip it up, proving that it is not a musical card, and that he actually played the song in her house.

Guest Stars

  • Cloris Leachman as Ida kenzel
  • Cody Estes as young Malcolm
  • Dillon John as young Reese
  • Matthew Dunn as young Dewey

Trivia

Quotes

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